Plucky Duck's famous line when he flushes the toilet..."IT GO DOWN THE HOLE....AGAIN! AGAIN!" ...as he eagerly flushes again? Today my laziness of late went down that hole.
Kat and I know
we have been a bit
lazy of late. Life has thrown us a
curve ball or three dozen of late. BUT I finally sat down here for
lazy of late. Life has thrown us a
curve ball or three dozen of late. BUT I finally sat down here for
three hours today and worked on my
prequel to the Suc-U series...yes it's
tongue in cheek, but it's
erotica...for me erotica NEEDS tongue in cheekiness.
Someone once told me writing erotica has to be hard for Kat and I given our pasts. When you've no concept of normal love, you have no choice but to
make it up as you go. So tongue-in-cheek is as close to what I believe normal to be...Of course it helps that of late my erotica stories have been about
make it up as you go. So tongue-in-cheek is as close to what I believe normal to be...Of course it helps that of late my erotica stories have been about
Succubi and
Centaurs. It doesn't really MATTER what consitutes
"normal". They cannot BE what makind interprets as NORMAL no matter how hard they might try (no pun intended.)
I digress...can't do that...that's what leads me to being lazy.
Three hours is how long I sat. I let me go and allowed
Nudge, my wicked little
task master to take over. 3,674 words in three teensy hours. I really was keeping Nudge down wasn't I?
Shame on me.
Nudge wants me to share some of her more creative character names with you...and I remind you, this IS
tongue in cheek and if you have any issues with this, blame Nudge. She's my creative voice...a nuisance much of the time...but she knows her stories!
Okay, can I just take a moment and tell Nudge,
I am in AWE of what you channel through me. You DO
rock!
tongue in cheek and if you have any issues with this, blame Nudge. She's my creative voice...a nuisance much of the time...but she knows her stories!
Okay, can I just take a moment and tell Nudge,
I am in AWE of what you channel through me. You DO
rock!
How about Mel. T. Gasbags. (The "T" is his middle name initial and that happens to be TING...See his mother's name is Bea Ting...oh and his father's name is Justice Gasbags.)
Mel is the current Universal King of the Incubi, but Peter Byrd is in the wings. Peter has a brother named Dick Byrd, and he's got a problem with a client stealing Inc named Thorn E. Dawg.
Anyone who's read book one in this series, SUC-U, knows the current Queen of Earth Sucs is Wetniva Dreams.
You will meet her counterpart, the King of Earth Incs. in book two SUC-U-TOO...maybe...if it gets contracted.
In book three, and in this prequel you meet
Peter Byrd, The Universal King of Incs, and his counter-part Universal Queen, Gyna Strokes. (Don't they look GREAT together?)
In book three, and in this prequel you meet
Peter Byrd, The Universal King of Incs, and his counter-part Universal Queen, Gyna Strokes. (Don't they look GREAT together?)
One more character you will meet in Book Two...maybe...is a gorgeous wine red maned suc
named Bal Buster. (Balisima actually but she likes being called
Bal Buster, very few know 'isima' fallows her Bal.)
named Bal Buster. (Balisima actually but she likes being called
Bal Buster, very few know 'isima' fallows her Bal.)
I think that's it so far, but Nudge is not ready to write
THE END to this prequel, so who knows what she will come up with next...But I can assure you it won't be borning.
THE END to this prequel, so who knows what she will come up with next...But I can assure you it won't be borning.